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Not again!

by Super Fun Hannah

Stuart lay there, looking at the prone figure lying naked at his side. He couldn't believe he'd done it

again. He'd promised himself, one drink, in a public place, and they'd go home to their own separate

beds. He couldn't keep letting this happen, to either of them.

It had started six months ago. He'd been at the Annual Adoption Convention, just like he had been

every year since he'd found out Mum and Dad weren't, as such. Mary and Robert hadn't lied to him.

They said they wanted to wait until he was old enough to understand, but also have passed the

horribly hormonal and tumultuous adolescent years. Truth be told, he͛d been quite a sedate

teenager; kept his head down, did well at school, had that sweet girlfriend throughout secondary

who pretty much kept him out of trouble. Sadly, they'd enrolled at universities 300 miles apart, and

had quickly discovered that young love wasn't forever, and hey, that was OK. Then, at the tender age

of 21, fresh out of uni, he'd begun his life as an orphan.

Anyway, there he was, choosing his cereal at the breakfast bar, and there she was, this girl - 6 foot

tall, blond, just majestic to look at - and their eyes met, and fixed, and melted. He felt this desire

bubbling up inside like a volcano, and there it was, he felt like that hormonal adolescent he'd never

actually been.

Her name was Sarah. She was, of course, adopted. She͛d never met her birth parents, nor did she

want to, but she'd come to the convention under the advice of her counselor, who she͛d been

seeing with depression-like symptoms for about a year. She wasn't depressed, she told me over

coffee, she just had this strange emptiness inside her. Like something was masking her true self, and

she didn͛t know what. Her ex had pointed it out to her, oh so callously, as he threw his things into

boxes and fled her life. You're missing something, Sarah. You're not a whole person. You're a good

person, but you're not right͛.

She'd cried. For days. But she knew he was right, and in a strange way, she was grateful to him for

articulating it. That was when she͛d started seeing Dr Webb. Of course, they'd gone back over her

whole life story – a happy one at that – and it seemed that the only explanation was her orphan

status. So she'd signed up, hopped on a plane, and there she was, at the breakfast table opposite

Stuart, drinking coffee and basically summarising exactly how he had always felt but also never

realised.

It hadn't taken them long to realise that they were twins. Good god, they looked as alike as two

people of opposites sexes could look, and birthdays on the same day left no doubt. And that pull,

that magnetism, the voids in each of their lives being filled by the other's sudden, unexpected, and

oh-so-perfect presence in one-another's lives, in each other's beds.

AD 79

by James

AD 79

She liked him on his knees in front of her, the earnest look of concentration, the way his nostrils flared in passion. But this time it was all through fear, Quintus telling her of the anger of the Gods, how the hills above the city rumbled with thunder even on clear days. He told her of fissures in the rock through which issued forth the very stench of Hades to choke the throat and burn the eyes.

Worst of all were the shepherds.

‘Dead,’ Quintus said. ‘The very souls sucked from their bodies, and not a mark to be seen.’

Julia sipped her wine and smiled in what she hoped would pass for devout sympathy. This almost man was growing tiresome. Where was the bundle of joy who had come to her garden straight from training to show her the latest sword thrust or wrestling move? Why was his tanned young body not slick with sweat and stripped to his undershorts as she clapped delight at his prowess?

Quintus shuffled closer to her couch. His voice was close to a whisper.

‘The Gods are angry at our sin.’

He was staring at her, eyes clear and wide. Julia swung her legs from the couch to sit up and face him.

‘Our sin?’

Quintus ducked away. His voice became that boy’s mumble she was used to.

‘Our sin, in the city, I mean. Men and women, together.’ He dared a look, and added, ‘Fornicating together.’

The slaves in the garden jolted from their day dreams as Julia laughed.

‘Tell me,’ she said. ‘What else is new?’

Quintus showed her his earnest look once more.

‘The priests command offerings to the Gods in the hills.’

‘And in the dead of night appears a priest with a spade…’

‘Wine and oil, poured into the very soil,’ Quintus said.

Julia’s smile disappeared. A priest that didn’t want gold, that would rather see good wine ruined than spirited from the temple to the market?

One hour later they passed through the Porta Vesuvio gate on the road into the hills. Joy was in the face of Quintus as he drove the horses, leaning right or left as they took bends in the road threaded terraces of barley and wheat.

They drove to that roofless shepherd’s hut. Quintus made the offering, pouring out an amphora of wine for each sin, and if he noticed there were six not five he said nothing. She took the wool blanket into the hut and spread it on the ground. She stepped from her toga and then let fall her silk undertunic.

She called for Quintus then lay on the blanket, blindfold once more around her eyes, trying her hardest to conjure up an image of a husband not seen in eight years.

His running footsteps gave way to a gasp, and then silence.

‘Come to me, Quintus.’

‘My lady, we cann-‘

‘Dawdle and the gates of Pompeii will be barred to us. Then it is you that shall remain outside to guard the chariot through the night.’

And he came, and this time when the earth moved it did not stop.

Pedant’s corner

Barley is a major cereal grain grown in temperate climates globally.

Non-historian’s nook

Pompeii was a Roman city engulfed in AD 79 by ash and lava, when the previously peaceful Mount Vesuvius above turned out to be a bloody big volcano.